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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

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  • SKU: vod554
  • UPC: 615629054077
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka combines top-tier craftsmanship with bold personality for a smooth, refined drinking experience. Distilled for exceptional purity, it offers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn, making it perfect for sipping neat or mixing into classic cocktails. Playful yet sophisticated, Wise Ass Vodka stands out for its balance of quality, character, and unmistakable American spirit.
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Description

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Bold spirit. Smooth finish. Wise Ass Vodka is an unapologetically premium American vodka that blends quality with character. Distilled for exceptional clarity and smoothness, this 80-proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn - perfect for sipping neat or mixing into standout cocktails. With its eye-catching label and playful personality, Wise Ass Vodka is as fun as it is refined.

  • Type: Ultra Premium American Vodka
  • Volume: 750ml
  • ABV: 40% (80 proof)
  • Origin: USA
  • Style: Smooth, clean, slightly creamy

Tasting Notes

Nose: Clean and crisp with subtle grain and mineral undertones.
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral with a silky, slightly creamy texture.
Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean—virtually no burn.

Why You'll Love It

  • Ultra-premium vodka crafted in the USA
  • Playful, bold branding with a premium taste
  • Perfect balance of smoothness and character
  • Versatile for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails

Perfect For

  • Classic cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, and Bloody Marys
  • Backyard BBQs, parties, or bachelor events
  • Gifting with a sense of humor and style

Wise Ass Vodka is more than just a spirit - it's a conversation starter, delivering premium quality with a bold personality in every pour.

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FAQS

How do I place a corporate gift order at Liquorama?

We make gifting for teams or clients easy—just select your bottles, choose bulk or gift-bundle options, add gift notes at checkout, and let us know if you need special packing. Contact us if you want custom invoices or multi-address delivery.

Can I schedule delivery or hold my Liquorama order for a later date?

Yes. During checkout you can leave instructions in the order comments for a delayed shipment. For sensitive times (extreme heat/cold, travel, etc.), we can hold your order until the best time for delivery.

Does Liquorama offer same-day or express shipping for urgent orders?

For in-stock items, we offer same-day shipping when available, and express shipping options depending on your ZIP code. Delivery time still depends on carrier, weather, and item availability.

What should I do if my order arrives damaged or is the wrong item?

If your delivery is incorrect or arrived damaged, email us or call with your order number right away. We’ll send you the correct item or a replacement and cover pickup of the incorrect product at no extra shipping cost.

Are there limits on how many bottles I can order for corporate or large orders?

You can place orders from a single bottle up to 120 items in one bulk order. If you need more than 120, simply break it into multiple orders or contact us to explore special bulk arrangements.

Where can I buy liquor, wine, and spirits online with fast shipping?

Liquorama is one of the most trusted places to buy liquor, wine, beer, and spirits online. Our store carries everything from premium whiskey, bourbon, and tequila to champagne, fine wine, and craft beer—all available for convenient home delivery. We ship to most U.S. states with fast, reliable service, and every order is carefully packed to ensure bottles arrive safe and secure. Whether you’re stocking your home bar, discovering new releases, or sending corporate gifts, Liquorama makes online liquor shopping simple. With curated bundles, seasonal deals, and top-selling favorites, you’ll always find the right bottle at the right price—delivered straight to your door.
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

MSRP: $22.99
On Sale $20.99
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